Page 2's Classifrauds

Wed, Dec 2
3:41
PM ET

Why should Craigslist get all the fun? Page 2 started its very own classified ads.

FOR SALE:
Bears jerseys, Jay Cutler -- all sizes. Kyle Orton, Cade McNown, Rex Grossman and Erik Kramer jerseys also in stock.

Coffee mug for sale. Once used by Major League Baseball player Grady Sizemore! Needs washing.

Pittsburgh Steelers' bandwagon. Used. Runs good. Barely driven. Best offer. Will trade for Saints' bandwagon.

Cadillac Escalade, black. Needs body work, new windows. Discretion a must. (Comes with one reputation, slightly soiled.)

Game-used flasks. Perfect for halftime Hennessey. Free rap CD with every purchase. Contact Ron at the Staples Center.

High-priced baseball talent, barely used. Dontrelle Willis, Jeremy Bonderman, Curtis Granderson, Carlos Guillen and more. Trades welcome. No reasonable offer refused.

Pride for sale. NBA team selling self-respect to highest bidder. Also, now hiring jugglers, acrobats and clowns. Inquiries to: Ed Stefanski, GM, Philadelphia 76ers.

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