Just in case you spent your time Thursday night watching MTV's "Jersey Shore," here is some of the football missed:
"Really? I've been called up to play for a CFL team?"
"If one more person asks me who I am
"Yeah! Take my picture! That's what I'm talking aboot."
"Where are you taking me? No! Not to the oven! NOOOOOOOOO!"
"What?! Are you kidding me? You really think you can drop more passes than me? Pfft. I can't even look at you."
"Maybe Girardi's second lesson was how to slide without getting hurt."
"All right. Nice win. Now where is this Canadian bacon I keep hearing about?"
TMQ unleashes America's original all-haiku NFL predictions. (09/7/10)
Andy Roddick loves using Twitter to get his message out. (09/5/10)
Troy Polamalu has his hair insured for $1 million. Who else needs coverage? (09/3/10)
There's nothing wrong with Manny Ramirez flying his barber to Boston. (09/3/10)
Page 2 selects the second class of the Preseason Hall of Fame. (09/2/10)
Uni Watch delivers news about new Nike college foootball gear. (09/1/10)
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