"Hey, Sanchez! Let me catch one, too!"
"Yuck! This tastes nothing like pigskin!"
"Congratulations on running full speed."
"Look at his chin. I'm telling you, he looks more like your wife."
"My God, you're beautiful."
"You know I always liked you better than Kerry, right? Please don't have me fired. Please."
"Stop scoring! We'll have to kick off!"
"Whoa there, Cousin It. Dial it back."
"But I will also accept any jacket that's not Cowboys' colors."
"I'm taking my hat off. Don't make me go further."
"What's with the penalties? We're trying to unleash hell here!"
weren't you supposed to be good?"
"How do I get people to appreciate my interceptions like they do
"You should punch your coach for trying to do you like that."
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