Congratulations, Alabama! And also to Texas. You both earned some picture captions.
• "I just felt Colt might be upset if I caught someone else's passes."
• "Would you please tell my defensive coordinator to calm down!"
• "That better not be the Tiger Woods kind."
• "I wish they knew I'm also not smiling on the inside."
• "That Hook'em Horns thing IS kind of fun to do."
• "I think if Colt had some sweet bangs he would have been more protected out there."
• "What's that I see over there? A more lucrative job?"
• "If anyone touches me, shoot them."
• "Oh, wow. My grandmother would love this."
• "People say I could be more effective if I didn't cover my eyes when I throw. But they're just haters."
• "I am totally stealing the show."
• "I throw as well as any quarterback in this conference!"
• "Drawing plays up in the dirt is hard when you don't have your reading glasses."
• "Go Tennessee! Woooo!"
• "We know you think Boise State deserves more attention, Coach Petersen. But this is not the way to do it."
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