Page 2 has some ideas to rename David Ortiz's club

Sat, Apr 17

Jay-Z may be a Yankees fan, but his latest beef with the Red Sox nation has nothing to do with baseball.

The hip-hop mogul is suing David Ortiz for naming his night club in the Dominican Republic "Forty/Forty," a title strikingly similar to the "40/40" sports bar lounges that Jay-Z launched with his business partner, Juan Perez. The duo own "40/40" clubs in New York City, Las Vegas, and Atlantic City. The name plays off baseball's exclusive benchmark for power and speed -- hitting 40 home runs and stealing 40 bases in one season.

The lawsuit is just one of Ortiz' 99 problems this season, so Page 2 decided to help the big fella out with a new, completely legal, night club moniker:

• Big Papin'

• Can I Get A … HR

• Hard Knocks Life

• Dirt Off Your Cleat

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