Top 10 reasons Albert Haynesworth laid on field

Wed, Nov 17

Why did Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth appear to lie down and stop trying during a live play in his team's 59-28 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday night? Page 2 presents the Top 10 reasons:

1. Thought shuttle cone conditioning test was already over

2. Upset that his "Madden NFL 11" loafing rating isn't a 99

3. Enjoys long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and the feeling of wet grass between his fingertips

4. Believed he had made tackle, then realized the mass under him was just his stomach

5. Still in shock that Princess Di's ring fit Kate Middleton's finger perfectly

6. Still in shock that Donovan McNabb was actually benched for Rex Grossman

7. Just following orders to worry less about individual statistics, such as sacks

8. Wasn't going to catch Michael Vick anyway

9. Auditioning for Life Call endorsement

10. Gravity