FIRST THREE READERS TO REPLY TO THIS WILL BE ADDED TO AFC PRO-BOWL TEAM
Due to the avalanche of injuries, running out of players to replace players who have already replaced players -- Andy Dalton now replaces Tom Brady, Geno Atkins replaces Vince Wilfork, Vincent Jackson replaces Wes Welker, Brandon Moore replaces Logan Mankins, Alex Mack replaces Nick Mangold, Jeff Saturday replaces Maurkice Pouncey, Randy Starks replaces Brett Keisel, Eric Berry replaces Troy Polamalu, Tamba Hali replaces James Harrison, Montell Owens is the new alternate special teamer, and Jermaine Gresham replaces Rob Gronkowski who replaces Kellen Winslow Jr. who replaces Kellen Winslow Sr. -- general apathy, the gaggle of Patriots now headed to the Super Bowl and that Tim Tebow doesn't deserve it, the Pro-Bowl needs bodies. That's where YOU, the reader of this post comes in.
If the annual showcase of NFL talent can't get at least three more guys, the game will be in jeopardy. Please let us know that:
a. You have nothing planned for Sunday.
b. You have enough frequent flyer miles for a trip to Hawaii.
c. You have a doctor's note showing no evidence of a concussion over the past 48 hours.
d. You don't mind playing offense and defense.
e. You think you would have scored at least a nine on your Wonderlic test.
(Proof of walking required.)
Good luck! And remember, try not to get hurt out there!