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It wouldn't be a Monday morning without some postgame analysis of Randy Moss's behavior, would it?

Enough with the breakdowns and the guessing. We want to know what's going on from the man himself, so we went inside the brain of Randy Moss.


"I was just teaching the kids about the lunar calendar."

"I was just showing coach that I had indeed pulled my head out of my ..."

"Hey, why does my helmet say 'Warning! Content under pressure! Do not puncture this container!'?"

"My therapist told me this was a lot healthier than pushing people with a Lexus."

"You think this was bad? Fine! Roll the Airborne commercial!"

"Come on! It's not like I sang an Ashlee Simpson song!"

"You should have seen the version I practiced with Nicollette Sheridan."