By Gino Bona & Eric Kielb
Special to Page 2

Here at Page 2, we're very excited about Christmas -- and we know you are, too.

BRISTOL BOB AND THE PAGE 2 CRUE

CLICK HERE FOR "SHAQ&KOBE'S CHRISTMAS SONG"
Sure, opening the presents under the tree will be nice. But the best gift of all? The Christmas Clash. Shaq vs. Kobe.

And to get you in the spirit, we have a hot new song for you, from Bristol Bob and the Page 2 Crue -- "Shaq & Kobe's Christmas Song." It's destined to be the next holiday classic!

And for those of you who don't know Bristol Bob -- are you kidding? You must have missed his debut single, released earlier this month on the Page 2 Radio Network. Shame on you!

But we'll forgive you.

LYRICS TO "SHAQ & KOBE'S CHRISTMAS SONG"
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Shaq Fu ruining your joy
Your wife's being hunted by an older guy
Who's dressed up just like a cowboy

Everybody knows a turkey and a purple gem
Help make adultery bright
Dyan Cannon with her facelift aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Shaq is on his way
Kobe's let fly lots of lies out in LA
And every single fan is gonna spy
To see if Shaq will put his boot in Kobe's eye

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids numbered 8 and 32
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas ... you two

Bristol Bob is looking to hire backup singers, dancing girls and attractive groupies. Send him an e-mail at bristolbob@gmail.com if you'd like to participate in his rigorous tryout.




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BRISTOL BOB