By Patrick Hruby and Kurt Snibbe
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Since time immemorial, humanity has pondered the great questions: Are we alone in the universe? Is there life after death? How can a just and benevolent higher power allow pain, suffering and a third season of "Laguna Beach"?

In the same spirit of humble existential inquiry -- and with Halloween almost upon us -- Page 2 presents our first-ever Candy Bracket.

Snickers or Nestle Crunch? M&M's or Skittles? Red Vines or Twizzlers? These are the queries that try men's souls, mostly when said men are juggling a tub of popcorn and two tickets to "The Santa Clause 3: Trial Balloon for 'The Shaggy Dog II.'" As is the case in sports, it's not enough to enjoy candy, any more than it's enough to enjoy Tom Brady vis--vis Peyton Manning. Uh-uh. You have to break it down and rank it, "?Quien es mas macho?"-style, preferably after a long, windy and ultimately non-conclusive debate.

With that in mind, let's get to the bracket. One sugary confection to rule them all!

REGIONS: Classic | Convenience Store | Movie Theater | Trick or Treat

SWEETER SIXTEEN | FINALS

Classic Regional


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CANDY BRACKET