Somewhere deep in Mississippi, Brett Favre's reinstatement letter sits in an envelope waiting to be sent to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
Lucky for you, we have a sneak peek at what the commish will soon find in his inbox.
DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the sports satire site SportsPickle.com. He also is a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and has written for The Onion and Cracked. His first book, "SportsPickle Presents: The View from the Upper Deck," is on sale now.