The Duke-UNC Zapruder film   

Updated: March 6, 2007, 1:59 PM ET

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It's always educational to learn what people think they know. Two people -- or a million -- can look at the same incident and come away with completely different reactions.

Where is this vague introduction leading? To the Tyler Hansbrough-Gerald Henderson incident in Sunday's Duke-North Carolina game. Obviously. Judging by the television coverage, all roads lead to the same place.

Tyler Hansbrough


Tyler Hansbrough (and the man responsible for that infamous flying elbow) aren't the most popular players among opposing fans.

Billy Packer said there was no way Henderson's flagrant foul was an intentional attempt to injure Hansbrough. A lot of other people -- including Coach K, of course -- thought the same.

I'm probably like most of you -- no particular rooting interest in the outcome of the game, no connection to either school or its players, no preconceived notions about Henderson or Hansbrough.

And I didn't see an accident. The hit Henderson put on Hansbrough was at least partially intentional. I don't think he could have foreseen the injury or the repercussions, but there's simply no way -- as Packer so definitively decreed -- he was going for the ball.

It seems pretty simple from here, as I'm sure it does from Coach K's office and Packer's courtside seat. I think the reaction is predictable, though, because nobody wants to believe a college kid would intentionally jackhammer an elbow into an opponent's nose. Nuance -- you know, a kid so frustrated by circumstances that he temporarily loses it and does something out of character -- is rarely considered.

For the most part, we only know what we think we know, except for this one undisputable fact: The replay of Henderson v. Hansbrough was on "SportsCenter" so many times in my house I found blood splatter on the family room floor.

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Tim Keown is a senior writer for ESPN The Magazine. Sound off to Page 2 here.



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