By Randall Polliard
Special to Page 2

When the National Football League met last week, it didn't just extend the lifespan of instant replay by five years. It also tinkered with other technologies so it will be able to control the things that are really important.

Like excessive celebrations.

Thanks to Page 2's Illegal Motion, we can give you a sneak preview of exactly how the No Fun League intends to put a stop to this unseemly behavior.