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Event No. 3: Football (100)
The D-line, the O-line, take your pick -- Shaq's numbers (At 7'1", 325 lbs.) would make any GM drool. While Kobe would only be useful running the deep routes. Quarterback? No way, that guy never passes. Running back? Let's just say Mr. Bryant would like to avoid getting hit whenever possible.