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Event No. 5: Intelligence (200 points)
Shaq is a proud graduate of LSU -- easily one of the top 5 public universities in Louisiana. Also, he's the Big Aristotle and according to our Google search, the original Aristotle was pretty smart so he has that going for him. Kobe only has a high school diploma and not one day of college. Still, rumor has it that he does speak fluent Italian. We say rumor because he allegedly busted out the Italian on his rap album ... which no one has ever heard. Big time tree falling in a forest thing going for Kobe on this one.