Upon learning of Warren Sapp's retirement from the NFL, we visited the official Web site of the seven-time Pro Bowl defensive lineman. We found out that Sapp isn't one to mince words or waste his fans' time with a bunch of silly links.
Nope. Sapp has no use for fluffy verbiage on his official site.
After hours upon hours of exhaustive research, Page 2 has discovered that a number of other sports figures get right to the point on their Web sites, too. Here are our favorites: