Zach Randolph won't ever be forgotten
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Location: Outside Graceland, so people will actually see it.
Zachary "Z-Bo" Randolph
Power forward, Memphis Grizzlies
On behalf of a grateful Grizzlies Nation -- all 3,000 members -- this monument is dedicated to Zach Randolph, who heroically averaged 21.5 points and 9.2 rebounds per game in a 2011 first-round NBA playoff series victory over San Antonio. With determination and valor, Randolph did not flip off fans; did not throw his headband at a referee; did not punch any teammates or any opponents; did not ask for time off to grieve the death of a friend and then go to a strip club where he failed to pay the bill; did hit a game-clinching 3-pointer in Game 3 against the Spurs. In dominating the ossified remains of Antonio McDyess and Tim Duncan, Randolph achieved what Pau Gasol could not; what Shareef Abdur-Rahim would not; what Stromile Swift never, ever had an ice cube's chance in a volcano of accomplishing: leading the Grizzlies to ultimate victory and a historical zenith by realizing the franchise's utmost goal -- advancing past the first round of the playoffs. For six games in April, Randolph was so much more than a journeyman double-double machine with more baggage than United Airlines. He shushed Spurs fans. He shushed us all. Regardless of what happens during the remainder of his career, Randolph will forever be a Memphis legend. We will never forget.
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