Page 2 staff

It's that time again -- time for Page 2 to ask: What the heck are they thinking?

There's certainly no shortage of topics this time around. We even had to leave some stuff on the cutting room floor.

So we give you our top 10 of the past few weeks. We have some newcomers (a big welcome to Coach K and Ted Watts) and some classic favorties (good to see you again, Iron Mike and Madonna).

No matter who it is, they all leave us shaking our heads. So once again, we need your help in figuring out what the heck was going on in their little brains. Vote in the polls to the right and let us know what you think.

What the heck was Duke hoops coach Mike Krzyzewski thinking when he turned down a five-year, $40 million offer to coach the Los Angeles Lakers?

Mike Krzyzewski
"That's the last time I volunteer for the hypnotist at Dean Smith's birthday party."

A. "I'd rather stay at the college level, where the kids are more mature."

B. "Kobe already considers himself 'Coach K'."

C. "I was all set to take the job. Then I turned on ESPN and saw 'SportsCentury: Jerry Tarkanian'."

D. "No 10-day contract for Erik Meek? No deal."

E. "It took me 25 years to get the ACC refs in my pocket. I don't have that kind of time in the NBA."

F. "I really didn't want to see Dickie V's head explode on SportsCenter."