What the heck was Houston wide receiver Jabar Gaffney thinking when, in a case of premature celebration, he lost control of the ball on the 1-yard line without being touched and missed the opportunity to score a touchdown in the Texans' 20-6 victory over Jacksonville?
A. "Millar ... locker rom ... pre-game. 'Nuff said."
B. "I had to do something. The guy I was playing in my fantasy league had me in his lineup."
C. "Taking it to the house is sooooo overrated. I much prefer taking it to the front porch."
D. "That sound you just heard is Corey Bradford moving up the depth chart."
E. "I wish they'd make a Cialis-type drug that would help me control my premature celebration problem."
F. "I wasn't celebrating. Honest. I was just embracing my inner Leon Lett."