'Whisker Wars' Rates Athlete Beards

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Brett Keisel, Steelers

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Alex LaRoche: A+. This is what Scandinavian warriors look like. This mustache is stronger than an '80s hair-metal shampoo commercial.

Jack Passion: A-. An A+ beard that gets a minus because he shaved it off. The hype around this beard was astounding, and it was well-deserved. Full, thick, raw and proud.

Miletus Callahan: A. This beard is power personified. Chaotic, though still awe-inspiring.