'Whisker Wars' Rates Athlete Beards

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Kevin Love, Timberwolves

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Alex LaRoche: B+. This beard might look small, but this guy is 6-10, which means he probably has a two-foot-long beard. Folks, get some perspective.

Jack Passion: A-. A little weak on the cheeks, but a young guy rocking a beard hard like this gets high marks in my grade book. Neck is shaved, but the rest of the beard is still allowed to grow wild -- nice touch.

Miletus Callehan: B+. I am torn about Love's beard. He is on the precipice and could go either way: a god among men or waste of good talent. I hope my B+ will give him encouragement.