'Whisker Wars' Rates Athlete Beards

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic, PSG

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Alex LaRoche: C-. Can I give this guy a yellow card for his ponytail?

Jack Passion: : B-. It's not impressive facial hair by any means, but it does suit his face very well.

Miletus Callehan: D-. I know nothing about Zlatan Ibrahimovic, so I am going to give him a D-. I do not think that weak-sauce musketeer will get him anywhere.