'Whisker Wars' Rates Athlete Beards

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James Harden, Rockets

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Alex LaRoche: B+. I hope beards like Harden's catch on in basketball like tight pants and tribal tattoos.

Jack Passion: A. This is what a beard looks like, just in case anyone forgot.

Miletus Callehan: A. What more needs to be said about it? Harden has the full-blown boss look, and he doesn't stop with the beard. Nope, Harden is gonna accessorize with a mohawk to boot!