Too Short For A Column

A female track star in China named Xiao Nan has decided to throw away most of the 40 track medals she won in high school because she's discovered that she is actually a male. Hospital tests proved she had male chromosomes. He will begin the nine-month sex-change process soon.

Reportedly, here are the other actions he took upon learning the news:

  • Renounced his Miss Teen Shanghai crown.

  • Apologized for breaking fresh date's clavicle at drive-in.

  • Vacated contralto chair in women's glee club.

  • Changed name to Xiao Man.

  • Shaved.