The Minnesota Timberwolves are doing something I've never heard of before. If you buy season tickets for 2009-10 and you then lose your job, you can get a full refund for all your unused tickets. They also dropped prices on 95 percent of their season tickets.

Unfortunately, they could not fix the one real problem with going to a Timberwolves game. You have to watch the Timberwolves.

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