Ever since I wrote about my stint as a guide for ChaCha—the free mobile answering service—people think I'm some kind of game-show lifeline. I don't want to answer them, but I DID spend all that time training, so I keep doing it. But no more after this!

Scott (Long Beach)
What is Shirley Muldowney's nickname? You have 3 minutes!
That's easy: Cha Cha!

How may victories does Tiger Woods have when not leading after Saturday?
Eighteen, though none in majors.

Do you like cheese in your pants?
No, I prefer Hot Pockets.

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