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Two pint-sized wrestlers died after a drink-fueled night with prostitues.

The pair were found in a hotel room on Monday in Mexico City, not far from the Arena Mexico wrestling venue. They were identified as two brothers -- Alberto and Alejandro Jiménez. Reports say the wrestlers, both 35, picked up two women posing as prostitutes and took them to a hotel room. Hours later, the women allegedly left alone. Investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol. In Mexico City, it is a common crime for gangs of fake prostitutes to rob their clients after they pass out from ingesting tainted drinks.

If I see one more story about little people Mexican wrestlers allegedly killed by poison-eyedrop-wielding fake hookers, I think i'm going to scream.

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