Mark Teixeira's Mock Talk Show Is Awesome

If you like awkward athlete interviews and long silences, you will LOVE Mark Teixeira's mock talk show. Before sustaining a hand injury in Wednesday’s 5-1 victory over the Detroit Tigers, the New York Yankees first baseman filmed the latest edition of his “Foul Territory” with teammate Brett Gardner. While we wonder whether Gardner fully got the joke of the segment, he also revealed he has no idea what “mix tape” is. Hilarity naturally ensued.

Could someone please make this guy a mix tape? Clearly his high school friends really let him down here.

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