Serena Williams -- the Duchess of Wimbledon -- dominated in royal beer pong
By now you're probably sick of hearing about the royal wedding, but I'm hoping you have room in your hearts and minds for just one more story about the day.
Would it help if I said it was about Serena Williams?
I'm going to assume you said yes. According to new reports, during the evening reception -- you know, the one where Serena rocked sneakers under her ball gown -- the tennis superstar showed off her famous competitive side by crushing everyone in beer pong.
Please take a moment to sing your favorite patriotic American song now. U-S-A! U-S-A!
That's right, people. As an insider told The Sun, "Serena Williams played beer pong like it was tennis. Everyone had so much fun with it, there were even fireworks."
Another source who attended the event told People that George Clooney was mixing drinks behind the bar and confirmed, "Serena did play beer pong; she's super old-school like that."
While sadly there doesn't seem to be any video available (although I will give anyone that has it my leftover Cheesecake Factory gift card), we will just have to visualize this incredible moment. In my interpretation, Serena and Duchess Meghan are schooling Prince William and the Queen, but feel free to have your own dreams here.
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