Every Tuesday and Friday, ESPN.com's Michael Collins (@ESPNCaddie) will dive into the vast world of golf on Twitter. Covering players, caddies, wives and more, he'll share his take on the best of the best.
Like to start with my morning coffee and seems that my boy Billy (caddies for Jason Bohn) feels the same as me ...
That's right, punk, just put my coffee down in front of me and back away slowly, and don't make any quick jerky moves, either!
From the Charlie Brown YEAH! ... AAAAWWW department:
Monday qualifying sucks....just shot 62 to avoid a 7 for 2 playoff. Whew.....
Todd then had to withdraw from the Nationwide Tour event he qualified for due to a stiff back.
You are what you eat ...
Shot 1 under for the first round (Albertsons Boise Open) and the lead is 9 under. You didn't eat the cookie did you?
Tied for 25th after an even round at the BMW Championship. I'd call it a coin flip. I'd also say I gotta stop writing this when I'm hungry!
Nothing better than a golfer's honesty answering a fan's question.
I love that we can always count on Ian to never mince words.
Rory, this is either really cool or really uncomfortably weird.
And you thought Albert Pujols was the only "machine."
OK, Rory, you're off the hook ...
I'm gonna go get my hair done and my swerve on and chop down this tree, baby! Why not just call it what it is ... Walmart!
I don't know about Bubba, but his caddie is looking for the exit.
My conversation of the week comes between two friends of mine that are both trying to work their way back from injuries. Jason Gore shot an opening-round 2-under 69 in Boise.
It gives me great hope for my sport that guys at that level can admit their jitters and make fun of themselves just like the majority of us do with our friends.
Would you love him if his name was Timmy?
The Medal Stand
Bronze -- After all the debate to what a caddie really does and what a caddie is worth, Webb Simpson lays it out ...
All the caddie haters can send your apologies to: #firstname.lastname@example.org Thank you.
Silver -- One of my favorite guys came up with this beauty during the first round of the BMW.
Bubba kept making lefts and backed his way to a +7, Phil made a couple rights and finished 1 over.
Gold -- Well, she did it again, and not only am I giving her the gold this week, I'm officially declaring my jr. high school-like crush on her! LOL
Michael Collins covers golf for ESPN.com. He can be reached at ESPNcaddie@gmail.com.