Top 25 Masters rankings

As if we don't give everyone enough ammunition to call us know-nothing knuckleheads when we predict winners weekly, now I'm going to tell you how the leaderboard is going to look Sunday night at 7 p.m. ET after the green jacket ceremony is over. And I'm going the whole way down to 25th place.

When you hit the big parlay in Vegas, I expect my 10 percent caddie winner's percentage. If I'm wrong, well, I'm just a stupid caddie and you should have never listened to me in the first place because you're the pro, and you've been doing this much longer than me, and you don't even know why you hired me in the first place because … whew, sorry 'bout that. Went to a dark place there for a second.

Here's how I see the Masters leaderboard Sunday night, from first to 25th. Enjoy.

Michael Collins covers golf for ESPN.com. He can be reached at ESPNcaddie@gmail.com.