Actually, make that another food with questionable nutritional value. "Stan Humphries," teammate Stan Brock once told The New York Times, "eats more pizza than anybody I've ever known."
Considering Humphries' on-field results on most Sundays during his career, perhaps everyone should eat a little less healthy. A member of the Chargers Hall of Fame and the Louisiana Hall of Fame, Humphries is the Chargers' third-ranked passer of all time, and he also claimed a Division I-AA national championship at Northeast Louisiana (now called Louisiana-Monroe or ULM).
You obviously shouldn't judge this book by its cover.
Unfortunately, the biggest moment of his career was a little hard to swallow.
After leading his upstart Chargers to a surprising berth in Super Bowl XXIX, Humphries had no answer for his counterpart from San Francisco. Steve Young connected on a Super Bowl-record six touchdown passes en route to a cakewalk victory, 49-26.
Statistically, Humphries didn't have a horrible day -- 24-of-49 for 275 yards, a touchdown and two interceptions. But compared to Young -- whose effort that day ranks No. 2 on ESPN.com's list of Super Bowl quarterback performances -- Humphries was the invisible man.
Today, Humphries is at least talking a good game as the color analyst for the ULM Sports Network.
"I'm really glad to be part of the university," said Humphries, whose first year with the team coincided with the 20th anniversary of his school's national title in 1987.
Like most other quarterbacks -- especially retired ones -- Humphries is passionate about golf. And he's especially passionate about his charity golf tournament for the San Diego Children's Hospital. His daughter, Brooke, had a defect in her heart that was repaired in 1996.
"Every athlete tries to find something that brings back that competitiveness and desire after their playing days. Golf does it for a lot of us," Humphries says. "It brings back a lot of that competitive spirit. That's what happens when you play in one of these tournaments.
"The one we hold in San Diego is a great event, one of the better events we play in. It started when [Chargers owner] Alex [Spanos] and [team president] Dean Spanos gave the money in Brooke's name to renovate the wing at Children's Hospital when I retired. It's been fun to watch it grow every year."
And what does Humphries miss most about his days between the lines?
"Being around the guys. Walking the halls at the practice facility and seeing everybody," he said. "I miss game day, too, getting in front of 70,000-100,000 fans and competing every week."
Spoken like a true athlete ... even if he never resembled one.
Rudy Klancnik is a freelance writer based in Texas.