|You thought Bear Bryant ran grueling practices? Wait 'til you see what Mike Price puts his players through as they prepare for the rigors of the college gridiron. Jim Caple's tell-all script makes Prairie Junction look like Club Med. No water during practice -- at least 'til the keg is dry. And those ugly strippers! Only the strong will survive.|
CAPLE: WE'RE GONNA WORK NOW!
RULES OF THE GAME
In-game haircuts might be frowned upon, but Page 2's Jim Armstrong reveals baseball's secret code of clubhouse conduct.
Your heart wants to give Larry Eustachy and Mike Price a second chance. Page 2's Eric Neel points out that you can't always give one.
EUSTACHY VS. PRICE
Can't a man relax? Page 2's Nick Bakay compares the troubles of Larry Eustachy and Mike Price.
Amid his first week of marital bliss, the Good Doctor still found time to mix a little hoop with his honeymoon.
THE WATER COOLER
Just how bad are the Detroit Tigers? Page 2's Brian Murphy tries to answer that ugly question.
THE SPORTS GUY
After five months on the Left Coast, The Sports Guy still can't get used to watching sports the minute he rolls out of bed.
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|We're feeling Minnesota with this match: Wild goalie Manny Fernandez, left, and Twins pitcher Eric Milton. This match ws suggested by Zach Johnson of Pasadena, Calif. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo for Page 2.|
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