|Jaws are flapping and stomachs are churning. It's the annual July 4 hot-dog-eating contest, featuring underdog William "Refrigerator" Perry. Page 2's Patrick Hruby masticates on the preparation it takes to snarf 50 barkers, while Eric Neel chews on the inner game of eating. Hey, it's good to be with a wiener.|
HRUBY: 12 MINUTES | NEEL: BE THE DOG
Eric Neel introduces you to a secret party life that would never seem to be a basketball tournament.
ELLE VS. TIGER
Page 2's Dan Shanoff breaks down the similarities between Legally Blonde's Elle Woods and Tiger Woods.
TUESDAY MORNING QB
Thanking God is one thing, but if you think the almighty plays a direct role in sports TMQ says keep on praying.
Why not celebrity boxing? Anything would be more interesting than these lopsided heavyweight bouts.
THE SPORTS GUY
Don't call it a comeback, the Sports Guy's been here for years so sit back and enjoy another NBA Draft diary.
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|It's Manchester United striker, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, left, and Jamie from MTVs "Real World: 9." Page 2 has received 13 requests for this match. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo.|
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