|Remember when Steve Bartman bobbled a double-play ball and allowed eight runs to the Marlins? Remember when Pedro Martinez pushed 74-year-old Dick Clark to the ground? Remember when David Wells came down with Mad Cow Disease? You couldn't make this stuff up. You couldn't. But Jim Caple could.|
CAPLE: STRANGER THAN TRUTH
If the taxpayers build a new space-age arena for the local pro team, it will revitalize the city and invigorate civic pride. If the taxpayers build a new space-age arena for the local pro team, it will displace residents, cost jobs and take money out of their wallets. The members of the Writers' Bloc can't agree ... but the debate is mighty fun.
THE SPORTS GUY
In the spirit of Christmas, Page 2's Bill Simmons has some ramblings for kids from 1 to 92.
NFL THOUGHT BALLOONS
Page 2's Ralph Wiley gives us a holiday look into the minds of our friendly, neighborhood NFLers.
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|It's former "Home Improvement" offspring Zachery Ty Bryan, left, and Arizona's fourth-and-25 hero Josh McCown, right. This match was requested by Brett in Wisconsin. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo.|
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