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It's been a wild week for Terrell Owens, and that's putting it mildly. He was going to be a free agent . . . NOT! He was going to stay with the 49ers . . . NOT! He was going to be a Raven . . . NOT! Now he's going to be an Eagle . . . MAYBE! What exactly is going on in that big brain of his? We dig deep into his cerebellum to find out.

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Bud Selig might be on to something with his gag order about steroids and the BALCO investigation. In fact, Page 2's Tim Keown wants to see baseball's silent treatment applied to a few other situations, too -- like, say, all that whining about salary structure and all that sports-yak about asterisks.

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The Daily Quickie wonders where we'll get our Steven Tyler fix now that the NFL has done away with its opening-night concert extravaganza. Plus, hockey's new reality show, and Fehr itself.

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It's Championship Week in college hoops and we've got the first of our March Madness lists: the 10 biggest surprise conference tournament winners.

10]  Central Florida, 1996 TAAC
UCF had lost 12 of 13 games at one point, lost twice by at least 40 points ... and then reeled off its first three-game winning streak of the season to win the conference tourney and reach the NCAA Tournament.
9]  Florida International, 1995 TAAC
The coach had already announced his resignation, the team was 8-18 in a terrible conference. Then, mini-miracle: FIU won three straight; at 11-18, it was in the Big Dance.
8]  Providence, 1994 Big East
The Friars were just the sixth seed for the conference tournament, but upset No. 3 UConn in the semifinals and beat Georgetown in the final to win their first Big East title.

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