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By Jim Caple
Page 2 columnist
The Top 10 things overheard in the locker room at the Lingerie Bowl:
9. "Coach wants to see you in his office. And bring your catalogue."
8. "Damn, I hate playing in Green Bay in December."
7. "Coach, I CAN'T wear Victoria's Secret! I have an exclusive endorsement deal with La Perla!"
6. "How many times do I have to tell you? Laces out! Laces out!"
5. "That other team is nothing but a bunch of pantywaists!"
4. "Hey, great bra! Is that the new Air Chastain or the Wonder Hamm?"
3. "Call me old-school, but that girl couldn't carry Heidi Klum's G-string!"
2. "New Orleans oughtto have a great Lingerie team -- half their players are men."
1. "Those girls on the other team pull their fishnet stockings on one leg at a time, the same as us!"
Jim Caple is a senior writer for ESPN.com.