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By Jim Caple
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The Top 10 things overheard in the locker room at the Lingerie Bowl:

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10. "Remember, we're wearing the alternate dark bras today with the throw-back panties."

9. "Coach wants to see you in his office. And bring your catalogue."

8. "Damn, I hate playing in Green Bay in December."

7. "Coach, I CAN'T wear Victoria's Secret! I have an exclusive endorsement deal with La Perla!"

6. "How many times do I have to tell you? Laces out! Laces out!"

5. "That other team is nothing but a bunch of pantywaists!"

4. "Hey, great bra! Is that the new Air Chastain or the Wonder Hamm?"

3. "Call me old-school, but that girl couldn't carry Heidi Klum's G-string!"

2. "New Orleans oughtto have a great Lingerie team -- half their players are men."

1. "Those girls on the other team pull their fishnet stockings on one leg at a time, the same as us!"

Jim Caple is a senior writer for



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