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First of all, let us say thank you to Mike Tyson.
It's not that we condone his behavior, but there's just so much more to write about with Tyson around. We needed somebody to fill the void left by the XFL, didn't we?
Anyway, Iron Mike was in rare form Tuesday for his testimony before the Nevada State Athletic Commission in an attempt to get a boxing license. He lost that battle mostly because of the brawl he started during a press conference to announce a bout against Lennox Lewis, but in Tyson's honor we devote our latest Bizarre and Bogus to the former heavyweight champion.
Below we've compiled five quotes attributed to Tyson either before during or after the hearing. There's also one that we made up. Take a look at them all, then click here to see which one isn't true.