|The List: Top postseason distractions|
By Jeff Merron
Page 2 staff
For sheer drama, nothing beats the short playoff confrontations where the loser goes home, to wait until next year. Sometimes, though, more drama during the playoffs takes place off the field, than on it. Even this baseball postseason, one of the greatest for on-field drama, hasn't been without its crazy sidelights, like the bar brawl involving A's pitcher Tim Hudson, and the revelation that Yankees slugger Jason Giambi was one of the athletes subpoenaed in the federal investigation of BALCO, a company which reportedly produces performance-enhancing "designer" steroids.
Something to talk about? Sure. But these mini-dramas don't match up to the wildest off-field distractions in playoff history.
1. Barret Robbins goes AWOL before Super Bowl XXXVIII
Robbins contacted the team late Saturday, and team officials told him he couldn't play in the Super Bowl. Robbins, suffering from alcohol poisoning, was hospitalized under a suicide watch.
"I'll tell you this -- if Barret Robbins comes back, I won't," said guard Frank Middleton after the Raiders lost. "You can print that. I want to play with people I can rely on. I don't want to go into next year worrying about some cat making it to the game."
The Raiders lost to the Bucs and Robbins was later treated for bipolar disorder and alcohol abuse.
2. George Brett's hemorrhoids during 1980 World Series
But still, the quips were, pardon the pun, endless. Reporters grilled Mike Schmidt on the brand of ointment he sent over to Brett. They asked Schmidt why he had hemorrhoid ointment in the first place, and when the Phillies third baseman admitted he had the condition throughout the 1975 season, he had to suffer questions about whether third baseman were especially prone to the condition.
Then there were jokes about Brett renegotiating his contract to include a no-slide clause.
"It's not funny," said Brett after Game 1. "I feel disgruntled Why me? Why not someone else?''
Between Games 2 and 3, Brett had an operation to relieve the condition and was able to finish the series. In six games, he batted .375 with a homer, three RBI, and even a stolen base.
3. Irving Fryar's wife slashes his hand before AFC title game
Despite the fact that this explanation defied logic, newspapers reported it without comment.
Fryar, awho caught 39 passes and scored 10 TDs during the regular season, missed the Dolphins game but did play in the Super Bowl, scoring the Pats' lone TD.
The Boston Globe reported before the Super Bowl that the knife cut, which required six stitches, came during a fight between Fryar and his wife, Jacqueline. He knocked her down, the Globe reported, and she got up and slashed his hand. Both went to the hospital.
Fryar ended up making a remarkable turnaround in his life and enjoyed 17 years in the NFL. He retired in 2000 after 17 seasons, and is the sixth-leading receiver league history with 851 career receptions.
4. Eugene Robinson hooks up before Super Bowl XXXIII
Robinson returned the award, which, by the way, had been awarded to listmate Irving Fryar in 1998.
5. San Francisco quakes during 1989 Bay Series
The delay was fine with most of the players, who worried about friends, family, and community more than baseball. "Life is ever turning," said Oakland native and A's Game 1 winner Dave Stewart. "I went to the freeway and just watched. I'm devastated by everything I've seen."
"I'm glad they didn't restart the series right away," said Mark McGwire. "If they had, I'm not sure anyone would have played in it."
6. Gamblers attempt bribe before 1946 NFL
Legendary Giants coach Steve Owen said his team learned about the bribe attempts just before the game, but said it didn't affect their play. According to the New York Times, "The Giants players in their dressing room before the game at first were stunned by the revelation of the attempted bribery of two of their number. This reaction gave way to indignation and cold rage by game time and they came out fighting mad."
Hapes never played again, and Filchock played in only one more game, four years later for the Baltimore Colts. Neither was accused of accepting a bribe and neither was officially banned.
7. Michael Jordan's Atlantic City relaxation trip
Jordan admitted going to Atlantic City, but said he was just relaxing and got plenty of rest and sleep." I left [the casino] at 11:04," said Jordan. "[The drive back took] an hour and a half. That's 12:30. I was in bed by 1 o'clock. I got eight hours of sleep. Went to [the shootaround] at 9:45."
Jordan's outing also raised eyebrows because just seven months earlier he admitted having paid James (Slim) Bouler $165,000 to erase gambling debts. It also raised questions about his devotion to his teammates after he went only 12 for 32 in Game 2, missing eight of his last 10 shots as the Knicks beat won.
MJ's Atlantic City run created a mini New York-style media frenzy, and was a bit of a distraction to Jordan and his teammates, but Phil Jackson defended Jordan and said he'd continue with his no-curfew policy. (And the Bulls won the series).
8. George Allen imposes curfew before Super Bowl VII
"He screwed up the whole damned week," Taylor said. "We got there being confined by curfew one night a week during the season. We get out there, and there's curfew every night. We had to eat every meal together, you went to practice together, to the press conferences together. George really hated Los Angeles. He got that from George Halas. Halas used to call L.A. the 'sex-pool' of America. George believed it too.
"So the whole week became a boring thing. Even though we worked hard, the boredom carried over to the game. ... It sure didn't help us."
9. Vince Carter attends graduation
Carter, who'd scored 39 points when he was well-rested for Game 6, was criticized that all the travel before Game 7 affected his play. He went just 6 for 18 from the field, and, some said, looked pretty tired.
10. Bill Frieder quits just before 1989 NCAA Tourney
On Friday, the Wolverines played their first game in the NCAA Tournament. Frieder wasn't there, because, as Michigan AD Bo Schembechler put it, ""I don't want someone from Arizona State coaching the Michigan team. A Michigan man is going to coach Michigan."
"The timing is bad," said Frieder of his announcement. "I won't argue with that -- I feel badly about my (Michigan) players. I talked to them all this morning and told them I'd be in Atlanta to meet them and talk with them again. The kids are going to be disappointed, but they're good players and they'll do all right."
They did more than all right. With former assistant Steve Fisher at the helm, Michigan won six straight games after Frieder's resignation -- exactly the number needed to win the NCAA championship.
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