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From the Page 2 mailbag
|When Page 2 received the photo below over its newswires, we immediately had questions.
"They told me this contract would have me running with the big dogs, but this ain't what I had in mind." Brian Wooley
Buying the Texas Rangers ... $250 million. Signing Alex Rodriguez ... $252 million. Having a hot dog that big ... priceless. Josh Murray
Los Gatos, Calif.
You see! I'm not the biggest hot dog in the world! P. Lacy
And today, Major League Baseball unveiled its new logo. T. Foltz
Only $8 a dog?!? I'll take 31,250,000 of 'em. Cecil Bozard
With a $252 million price tag, will A-Rod cut the mustard in Arlington? Bob Badders
You'd think that for $252 million, they could at least have filet mignon painted on the wall behind him. Eric Cressey
"Hey, that reminds me. Give me a percentage of the concessions, too." Alan
Major League Baseball: Salaries Aren't the Only Things We've Inflated. Mike Bellmont
Just relish this moment. Michael Howarth
Newbury Park, Calif.
Damn! Everything really is bigger in Texas! Adrian Rosales
It takes $252 million to get a hot dog this big. Shital A. Shah
After signing the $252 Million Dollar contract, A-Rod thinks he needs to buy a Ballpark...frank that is. Jeremy Chase
Sioux Falls, S.D.
Get out of my way-- BIG DOG ON CAMPUS!! Kylee Colwell
"Its a dog-eat-dog world. A-Rod is the pit bull, and MLB is wearing Milkbone underwear." Ryan Durgan
Further proof that athletes tend to "dog" it after signing a big contract. Chris
The wurst is yet to come for A-Rod. Jason Lake
Vancouver, British Columbia
Pudge, get back here with my ketchup! Jason Kelly
Laguna Niguel, Calif.
A-Rod can now afford to truly "super-size" his meals. AZ
Today's special -- buy one, get one free. Tom
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