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So, this is how the Seattle SuperSoncis show appreciation to their fans?

Rashard Lewis, Squatch
Sonics forward Rashard Lewis and mascot Squatch teamed up recently at KeyArena, and we asked Page 2 readers to let us know what was going on.

You had plenty of ideas. Here are the best offerings we received:

The Sonics send Paul Westphal his final paycheck.
Michael Hanthorn
Issaquah, Wash.

While in theory team owner Howard Schultz's Supersonics-Starbucks Free Cup of Coffee Night was a great idea, distribution proved problematic.
Brett Weber
Charlotte, N.C.

The Sonics were unfamiliar with how the NBA draft lottery balls were selected.
Mike Barish
Melville, N.Y.

Here's what I think of your lousy rule changes!
Marc Melendez

With Boeing leaving town, the preferred method of flight out of Seattle is bungee catapult.
Dan Foley
Davenport, Iowa

Shooting out applications for head coach. The fine print reads: "Gary Payton not included".
Ryan Bach

In an attempt to keep attendance up, the Sonics now launch bricks at people who try to leave before the game is over.
Lansing, Mich.

I'm not sure what's going on, but it'll probably cost Mark Cuban two games and $75,000.
Rick Britton
San Diego, Calif.

This is what they're going to start using to eject players next year? Someone better call Rasheed.
John Baker
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho

Let's see, wherever this lands is the next home of the Grizzlies!
Rami Horani
Greenville, Pa.

Sasquatch, check it out -- I think that's A-Rod, and I think I can hit him ...
Michael Kosteva

During a recent contest with the Dallas Mavericks, Rashard Lewis kicks off the "Feed Shawn Bradley" competition ...
Brandon W. Mudd
St. Charles, Mo.

It's definitely got the distance, but can we fit Payton and his attitude on it?
Ryan Triffitt
North Conway, N.H.

Trying to get his agent's phone number to Mark Cuban, Rashard uses the old "Flying T-shirt" trick.
Paul Andresen
Fayetteville, Ark.

Due to their poor shooting, the Sonics will try anything to make a basket.
Huntington, N.Y.

It's a good thing we found some way to get rid of the 2001 Pacific Division Champs shirts we got printed up.
Jeff Byer
Davidsville, Pa.

Hey, I think I can hit the CEO of Boeing.
John Szczepanski
Buffalo, N.Y.

Seattle SuperSonics forward Rashard Lewis takes aim at a fan that had continuously gotten him mixed up with Portland Trail Blazers forward Rasheed Wallace.
John Chiu
Parsippany, N.J.

What?! These people actually paid to watch Patrick Ewing? I'll use this thing to give them their money back...
Gerry McGlinn

And finally, here is what the actual AP photo caption stated: Seattle SuperSonics' Rashard Lewis shoots a T-shirt into the crowd at the end of the game against the San Antonio Spurs in Seattle, Wednesday, April 18, 2001. The Sonics won 105-67. (AP Photo/Stevan Morgain)

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