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What's up with Bobby Cox?
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Page 2's Mystery Photo caught Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox shedding some layers.

Bobby Cox

Here are some of the best caption suggestions from Page 2 readers.

Bobby shows what he learned from John Rocker's anger management class.
Greenville N.C.

"Brandi Chastain's got nothin'... wait'll they get a load of me!"
Jeff Coffey
Paoli, Pa.

After 10 years of sitting next to Leo Mazzone, Bobby couldn't take the rocking anymore.
Chris Kelly

Just when we though it was safe to go to games, Bobby goes and attempts "The Full Monty."
David Jr.
Windsor, Colo.

"Look here guys, I'm sick and tired of doing the, 'Fat guy in a little coat,' routine!"
Marcus Anderson

"No, Urbina can't go to the Yankees, I wanna be traded there too!"
Phil Ranker
Reisterstown, Md.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."
Vestal, N.Y.

Bobby Cox didn't want Chipper to have to walk in the mud, so he did what any manager would do for his high-priced prima donna.
James Lucarelli
Westfield, N.J.

"Darn it all! I was told that we'd be facing David Cone today!"
Tim Waterman
McKinney, Texas

Suddenly, the Gold Club trial takes an ugly and unexpected turn for the worse.
Michael Nicholson

"That's it! For every loss we get, I am going to take off one more piece of clothing!"
Andrew Wrazen
Las Vegas

Bobby Cox reacts Sunday after having placed a $500 wager on Retief Goosen.
Brent Morgan
San Antonio, Texas

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
Ryan Bernier
Brunswick, Maine

"I am proud of my body and it's time to show it to the world. What baseball needs is a bit of nudity!"
Scott Gulbransen
Las Vegas

And here's Bobby Cox trying to cover up John Rocker's latest mess.
Kevin Hunt
New York

"That's it! I'm sick and tired of going to the World Series every year and losing! I quit! I'm going over to the Bronx with J.T. and the gang!"
Steve Sova

After showing off the latest illusion he has mastered from several intense lessons with David Copperfield, Bobby Cox believes he's ready to pull off his greatest trick yet... saving the Braves' season.
Norwalk, Conn.

"What Did John Rocker say about my mother?"
Jeff Vargas
New York

If you thought "Showgirls" was bad, wait till you see "Showgirls 2."
Chuck McSwiney
Panama City, Fla.

"So that's where John Smoltz's arm went!"
Andrew Kovach
Novelty, Ohio

Fifty percent polyester!?! I bet the Yankees don't use 50 percent polyester. How the hell can we compete with them if Turner's so damn cheap?
Jonah Shifrin
Ann Arbor, Mich.

Coming to TBS next month: A Ted Turner original picture. "El Matador" starring Bobby Cox.
T.J. Geysen
Franklin, Mass.

In an effort to get fans excited about the Brave's recent success, Bobby rips his jacket off and begins an interpretive dance to "Mr. Roboto."
Joe Cornn
Harrison, Ohio

And finally, here is what The Associated Press said was happening: Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox throws his jacket after being ejected during the fourth inning of an interleague game against the Blue Jays on June 13, 2001, in Toronto Cox argued a home plate call in which Braves' Wes Helms was called out. (AP Photo/ Aaron Harris)

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