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We couldn't explain what was going on with these fans, so we asked you to help us figure it out.

Roma fans
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There was a big turn out at the first ever "Find Jimmy Hoffa Day".
Lance Nelson
Hopkins, Minn.

If you tear it up and smell it, they will come ...
Brad Cannon
Newark, Del.

"I am so embarrassed....I forgot to bleach the hair above my lip"
Bob Bergiven

The sad story of a former XFL cheerleader, destitute and forced to eat grass to maintain her undernourished figure.
Rob Westbrook
Joppa, Md.

Just like in high school ... the guy that has access to the grass always gets the girls.
John Grocke
Orlando, Fla.

Wow! This is amazing. I can still smell the tear gas the riot police unleased on this mob two hours ago.
Jon Goetz

Many people are confused about the healing properties of "grass" in California.
Scott Nicolari
Cape Coral, Fla.

Got milk?
Eric A. Lewis
Portsmouth, Ohio

In best "Scarface" voice: "Look at chu ... you're a pig ... so dependent on that stuff ... we can`t even celebrate the victory without you stuffing your stinkin' nose.

The latest craze on Ebay, Tiger Woods' divots.

Thanks to government crackdowns, kids are in severe need of some good grass.
Flagstaff, Ariz.

"The starving people of this country need your help. Hi, I'm Sally Struthers."
Pat McCabe
Rochester, Minn.

"... And if you look down here you can see the crater where Shaq's free throw actually landed"
Jason Edgar

"Honey this is where Pele once fell. If we can extract the sweat enamel from the grass blades we will be able to fuse the DNA molecules into Little Jimmy's Flintstone Vitamins and voila! We have a grade A certified superstar!"
Scott Burnham
Plainwell, Mich.

The Expos are not sure their cost-cutting "Fan's Field Maintenance" program is quite working out.
Curtis Farmer
Portland, Ore.

Here we are, six months after the Super Bowl, and people still come to take a piece of the same field where the Giants choked and lost it all.
Michael Burleson
White Hall, Ark.

NBC employees try to eat every last shred of evidence that the XFL ever existed.
Jason Lake
Vancouver, British Columbia

They were right about how to get to Tallahassee FSU stadium from Gainesville! Take I-95 north until you smell it and I-10 East until you step in it!
Shannan Rigsby
Kingsport, Tenn.

This week at PGA Tour Caddie School -- Replacing Divots 101: Students fail crucial test ...
Matt Borden

Crazed fans disrupt a recent Yankee game after Big George placed Cheech and Chong in charge of the new resodding project this offseason.
John S.

Look at this footprint! If we smell the grass around it, we can actually tell that it was Mike Golic.
Jason Edgar

Mmmmm, my wife has a nice piece of grass!
Ryan Bernier
Brunswick, Maine

"Honey, this was the perfect time to steal some of the grass. The Cowboys are on offense and they wont be reaching this end of the field anytime soon!"

This is what happens when they run out of food at vegan conventions.
Greg Bowersock
Tucson, Ariz.

Charles Oakley said 60 percent of the NBA would buy some grass from us!
Kris Adams
Columbia, Md.

Year 2003 ~~ "So this is what it is like to have grass. Boy, do I not miss Veteran Stadium!"
Andrew Carl
Reading, Pa.

Are you sure this is where the XFL is buried?
Yes, honey, Vince MacMahon told me himself.
Brandon Hall
Hopkinsville, Ky.

"They say this is a 1979 vintage, but I really think the robust texture and mild bouquet hints more at a 1982 ..."
Trace Wilson
Bothell, Wash.

Jo-Jo left his home in Tuscon Arizona for some California grass. Get back! Get back! Get back to where you once belonged...
Matt Lynch
Uniontown, Pa.

After an ugly cat fight at a recent WPSL soccer match, one of the participants uses the field to stop her bloody nose.
Brian Rives
Clarksville, Tenn.

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ahh, of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and Northern California sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. ("Caddyshack.")
Tim Brown
Centreville, Va.

And finally, here is what Allsport said was happening: Roma fans invade the pitch minutes before the end of the serie A 34th Round League match between Roma and Parma at Rome's Olympic Stadium. Grazia Neri/Allsport

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