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We couldn't explain what was going on with this soccer player, so we asked you to help us figure it out.

Here are some of the best caption suggestions from Page 2 readers.

The coin toss at the beginning of soccer matches has been replaced by a new method.
Christian Pruitt
Missoula, Mont.

Pair of new cleats... $85
Spiffy new uniform ... $250
Taking time out of the game to karaoke Lionel Richie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" ... Priceless!
Scott Nicolari
Cape Coral, Fla.

With yellow and red cards being no real punishment for infractions, offending players will now be hung by their ankles.
Roy Alan
Drexel Hill, Pa.

Demonstrating why the United States will never be up to the rest of world's soccer standards, in other countries great players actually fall from the heavens.
Jeff Taddeo
Minneapolis, Minn.

Preview from "The Matrix, Part 2" -- Pele Neo.
El Paso, Texas

"First the XFL, and now the HFL (Human Foosball League). I told them it would never work."
Tim King

Wilson is hoping to find some change for the snack machine at the half.
B. Fox

"Coming up next on the X Games, Mexico takes on Jamaica in Freestyle Soccer."
Michael Bright

Even the players were throwing themselves off the top of the bleachers when the game ended in yet another scoreless tie.
Mike Ritter
Belleville, N.J.

"It's raining men!"
Dale Simpson
Tampa, Fla.

For the last time Mr. Barkley, I don't have any lunch money!
Andrew Kovach
Novelty, Ohio

These Nike "Boing" commercials are getting out of hand!
Dustin Permann
Gettysburg, S.D.

After literally tens of fans showed up at the MLS championship game, one player felt the need to do a little sideshow in appreciation.
Ryan Baucom
Charlotte, N.C.

As usual, the Hungarian judge gives a low score of 4.3 despite the obvious grace, and degree of difficulty of this maneuver.
Andres Naranjo
Tallahassee, Fla.

A would-be gentleman caller inauspiciously receives this response from Richard Williams upon requesting a dinner date with Serena.
Stephen Hanebutt

"Keri Strug, eat your heart out!"
Schaumburg, Ill.

FIFA, soccer's international governing body, in an attempt to increase scoring has added style points for celebrations.
Mike Smidt
Bellevue, Wash.

The effects of Pop Rocks and a soda before the game.
Austin, Texas

Just another unsuspecting victim to fall head over heels for Anna Kournikova.

I did all this work to become an XFL cheerleader and now my hopes have been dashed.
Pat Dunn
Plano, Ill.

Mom always told me, "If you keep doing that, you're going to get stuck that way!"
Marcus Anderson

Nope, this doesn't beat Brandi's strip show.
Danny Hewitt
Amytiville, N.Y.

After accidentally scoring in his own goal, this Colombian soccer player decides to hurl himself from the top row of the stadium instead of waiting to be shot to death by the fans.
Steve DeLillo
N. Massapequa, N.Y.

Soon after, this player received a cease and desist order from Ozzie Smith's lawyer.
East Meadow, N.Y.

Greg Louganis: "He'll be attempting a double-barrel cork screw into the pike position on this dive."
Westlake Village

And finally, here is what Reuters stated was happening: Cisse Djibril of France flips after scoring against Germany during their FIFA World Youth Championship (under-20) soccer match June 27, 2001, at Cordoba, Argentina. Reuters/Sergio Moraes

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