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After last week's Mystery Photo caught Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates invading the turf of Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi, we wondered if Sampras and Agassi would get a turn at running Microsoft and

We also figured you'd have plenty of ideas about what was going on here, so Page 2 asked you to come up with some clever captions. You filled our mailbag with more than 500 responses.

Here's a look at some of the best caption suggestions from your readers.

"Hey, Bill, thanks for buying Andre and Pete for me. They make great bookends."
Zelda Zunk

"Our billions for your wives?"
Durango, Colo.

"Jeff, if I had a million dollars for every one of your double faults ... oh, wait, I do."
Matt Alexander

Andre: "Hey, Pete, my nerd is richer than your nerd."
William Holmes
New York

Jeff: "Did you see the prize money check?"

Bill: "Yeah, I know, I'm making that shaking your hand!"
Wil Kemp
St. Louis

"Hey, Bill, thanks for switching teams with me. I know how you don't like to split things up."
Jeff DeWitte
Iowa City

"Boy, Bill, you were right -- we shoulda just bought them outright instead of leasing them ..."
Geoff Peterson
Eau Claire, Wis.

Microsoft officials found that the early tests of the robotic Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi were a success, and the exclusive deal to sell them via Amazon will go on as planned.
Thomas Reagan
Arlington, Texas

"OK, Pete, no 'Net' or 'server' jokes at the press conference, got it?"
Tom Hoffman
Norristown, Pa.

Agassi: "Hey, Pete, I bet you even Gates over there can beat you at the French."
Chris Monjoy
Pasadena, Calif.

"Hey, Bill, check it out -- Anna's watching. Oh, my gosh, my wallet just fell on the ground, and would you look at all the million-dollar bills laying there."
Steve Gonzales
Brighton, Colo.

Sampras and Agassi, not quite sure how they got here, recall past glories, while Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos share stories about the first time they sold their souls to the devil.
Blas Barragan
Los Angeles

"Now that we have an even amount of hair on each side, let's get it on!"
Eric Distad
Claremont, Calif.

Apparently, "Take Your Billionaire To Work" Day got way out of hand.
Ed Egee
Alexandria, Va.

Andre points out the three front row fans he wants Bill to buy for him.
Matt Moldovan

After a series of long, hard negotiations, the tandem of Jeff Bezos and Pete Sampras reached an agreement with Bill Gates and Andre Agassi on how to split up the country. The sticking point was apparently how to divide up Kansas and Oklahoma. They settled this dispute by giving both states to charity.
Derek Patterson

Bill to Jeff: "Nice match, Jeff. You beat us fair and square. By the way, I can see my reflection on your head."
Ernie J. Lamberg
Arlington Heights, Ill.

The participants of the "Before and After" doubles championship game, sponsored by the Hair Club for Men.
Matthew Lehmann
Hastings, Minn.

In the finals of the "My, How My Stock Has Fallen" Doubles Classic, Pete Sampras, Andre Agassi, Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates.
Pat Coleman
Reston, Va.

Man, this new tennis game for Microsoft X-Box looks incredibly real. You can almost see the stubble on Andre's head, the tears on Pete's face as he realizes he isn't the best on the court, and the horns on Bill Gates' forehead. You can even hear the whispers in the crowd of, "Who the heck is Jeff Bezos?"
Waimea, Hawaii

All was calm on the court until Bill Gates shouted, "One, two, three, four, time to start a thumb war."
Jim Bass
Granada Hills, Calif.

And here is the real caption from Allsport: Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras shake hands at the net with Microsoft founder Bill Gates and founder Jeff Bezos after their celebrity pro-am set Oct. 7 at the Schick XTreme III Tennis Challenge at the Key Arena in Seattle. Jeff Vinnick/Allsport

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 7: He shoots, he ...

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 28: Safe at home

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 21: Coming up short

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 18: Hat tricks

Mystery Photo Sept. 7: Tough shot

Mystery Photo Aug. 31: Oh, Danny boy!

Mystery Photo Aug. 24: Baby doll

Mystery Photo Aug. 17: Wild night at the ballpark

Mystery photo Aug. 10: Doubles divas

Mystery photo Aug. 3: Hoops, I did it again

Mystery photo July 27: I've got it!

Mystery photo July 20 extras: Fiddling with captions

Mystery photo July 20: The Devil you say?

Mystery photo July 13: The BoSox Boys

Mystery photo July 6: Reunited...

Mystery photo June 29: This just in ...

Mystery photo June 22: Caught in the act

Mystery photo June 18: What's up with Bobby Cox?

Mystery photo June 8: Kobe Bryant plugged

Mystery photo June 1: Something about Shaq

Mystery photo May 25: Two wild and crazy guys

Mystery photo May 17: Nothing but net

Mystery photo May 11: Tim and Jerry

Mystery photo May 3: Drop 'em

Mystery photo April 27: Great seats, eh?

Mystery photo April 23: Ready, aim ...

Mystery photo April 16: Hey, buddy

Mystery photo April 9: Gone fishin in Florida

Mystery photo April 2: Getting kissed off

Mystery Photo responses: March 26

Mystery Photo responses: March 16

Mystery Photo responses: March 9

Mystery Photo responses: Feb. 28

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