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Trick or Treat?
From the Page 2 mailbag
Well, Dennis Rodman did say he wanted to come back to the NBA.
Laugh if you want ... it got me a date with Madonna.
"So last night, Vanessa says 'I've always liked the bad-boy type.' Shut up, Shaq. ..."
"Way to go, Kobe! Now that's the way to kick a camera man!"
Cape Girardeau, Mo.
All right, this time we switch. You get Carmen Electra, you get Dyan Cannon and I get the babe sitting with Nicholson.
"He doesn't look like Rick Fox, but at least he's got better hair."
Guess that Home Cam thing didn't quite pay off like it was supposed to ...
Rick Fox sports the scariest Halloween costume he could find, Dennis Rodman -- on your team.
Oak Park, Ill.
"Man, I told you you shouldn't have eaten that Rodman-flavored Fruit Gusher."
"So, Shaq, Phil Jackson decided that the relationship between you and Kobe wasn't hostile enough so we went out and signed Dennis again."
Shaq: "Is that Rodman? Wait. Nope, there's no eye shadow."
"So, I say to the police officer, 'After 80 times here, you'd think you would at least bring and appetizer.' "
Spring Lake Park, Minn.
Now that the baseball season is over, Bobby Valentine's goal is to sneak onto the bench of every NBA team.
And just then, Phil Jackson woke up in a cold sweat.
Although warned by his mother as a child, that his face would stay that way, Kobe Bryant insisted on making the Rodman face.
Some people say Jerry Jones went too far with the cosmetic surgery, but Shaq and Mitch disagree.
Cedar Park, Texas
"I put on this mask, I say 'Trick-Or-Treat', and Kobe still won't pass me the ball!"
Upper Darby, Pa.
Damn, Mitch, he's as ugly as I remember.
St. Paul, Minn.
Irony notwithstanding, Rick Fox inadvertently dresses up for Halloween as the only NBA player in history to have worse hair than himself.
"When coach said to wear your game face, I don't think that's what he meant."
Shaquille O'Neal and Mitch Richmond listen intently as Dennis Rodman explains the art of grabbing a woman's breast while making it look like an accident.
What lengths won't Mark Cuban take to get closer to the floor?
"Well, Shaq, I heard you and Kobe were having some troubles, so I thought I might make y'all feel better about each other by making an idiot of myself ... again."
Mitch: "Wow! I knew I'd meet movie stars in LA, but to think, me sitting in between the stars of 'Double Team' and 'Kazaam'!"
"Hey, Rick, are you supposed to be Dennis Rodman or Jerry Jones?"
Iowa City, Iowa
Martin Lawrence does research for his upcoming role in "And Then I Got High: The Dennis Rodman Story"
And here is the real caption from Reuters: Los Angeles Lakers players Shaquille O'Neal, right, and Mitch Richmond, center, share a laugh as teammate Rick Fox wears a Dennis Rodman mask on the Lakers bench in the final minutes of thier home opener againt the Portland Trail Blazers on Oct. 30 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The defending NBA champion Lakers began their quest for a third consecutive championship by defeating the Trail Blazers 98-87. Rodman was an excentric NBA player. Reuters/Mike Blake
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