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Why is Vincent Lecavalier kissing glass?

Vincent Lecavalier
We weren't sure what was going on with the Tampa Bay Lightning center, so we asked for your help with this week's Page 2 Mystery Photo.

You obliged with more than 500 e-mails, and here's a look at some of the best caption suggestions from our readers.

After his immature prank, both Wile E. Coyote and his ACME Superconductive Electromagnet were escorted from the arena.
Don Paul Martin
Merrimack, N.H.

Vincent Lecavalier finds out why the Lambeau Leap does not work for hockey.
Ryan Benbow
London, Ohio

If they won't trade me I'll just try to escape.
Scott Lamia
Spring Hill, Fla.

Anna ... I love you.
Brady Langemo
Mayville, N.D.

The NHL's plan to replace Plexiglass with transparent flypaper proved to be a dismal failure.
John Ashton
Windsor, Ontario

New corporate sponsor Velcro gets a nice plug from Vincent Lecavalier as the Tampa fans go nuts.
Kevin Luby

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug ...
Jonathan Small
Nashville, Tenn.

Too painful to watch ... must ... get out of ... building ...
Ray Nagem
Medford, Mass.

"Gonna stay at the Y ... M ... C ... A."
Irving, Texas

The day the Earth's rotation sped up caught many by surprise ...
Kevin Patterson
St. Louis

Super Glue Night sounded like such a promising idea in the staff meeting ...
Bret Hern

"Don't stand too close to the glass, Clarice."
Gabe Perez
Aurora, Ill.

"Geez! That's the last time I stand behind Nikolai after he's had the stadium chili cheese fries before the game!"
Robbie Abbe
Charlotte, N.C.

"... and a phenomenal bone-crushing body check by the Invisible Man."

Always coming up with New Ideas, The WWF brings cage matches to the NHL.
Arle Seaton
Olympia, Wash.

Lecavalier finally reaches an all-time low, being checked by a midget.
Sam Normington
Spokane, Wash.

Already shunned from Canada's Olympic hockey team, Lecavalier makes a last ditch effort to qualify for his country's figure skating team ... with disastrous results.
Scot Scher
Queens, N.Y.

Vincent Lecavalier: "I saw this on Letterman once ..."
Thomas Voinaroski
Kalamazoo, Mich.

To the delight of the crowd, Vincent Lecavalier shoots a live public service announcement on the perils of static cling at the workplace.
Jeff K
Youngstown, Ohio

Vincent Lecavalier was propelled into the glass after arena officials accidently activated the "Overrated Hockey Player" magnet located in section 310.
Joe McCann
Lansdale, Pa.

And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Tampa Bay Lightning center Vincent Lecavalier celebrates after scoring the game-winning goal in overtime against the St. Louis Blues on Dec. 21, 2001, at the Ice Palace in Tampa, Fla. The Lightning defeated the Blues 4-3. (AP Photo/Steve Nesius)


Mystery Photo responses Dec. 19: Saint Nicked

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 10: Mac attack

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 3: Swept away

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 26: Tastes like chicken ...

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 19: At least these are in team colors

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 9: You can't hide

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 2: Trick or Treat?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 26: 'So the priest says ...'

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 19: Hello?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 12: Tennis, everyone?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 7: He shoots, he ...

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 28: Safe at home

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 21: Coming up short

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 18: Hat tricks

Mystery Photo Sept. 7: Tough shot

Mystery Photo Aug. 31: Oh, Danny boy!

Mystery Photo Aug. 24: Baby doll

Mystery Photo Aug. 17: Wild night at the ballpark

Mystery photo Aug. 10: Doubles divas

Mystery photo Aug. 3: Hoops, I did it again

Mystery photo July 27: I've got it!

Mystery photo July 20 extras: Fiddling with captions

Mystery photo July 20: The Devil you say?

Mystery photo July 13: The BoSox Boys

Mystery photo July 6: Reunited...

Mystery photo June 29: This just in ...

Mystery photo June 22: Caught in the act

Mystery photo June 18: What's up with Bobby Cox?

Mystery photo June 8: Kobe Bryant plugged

Mystery photo June 1: Something about Shaq

Mystery photo May 25: Two wild and crazy guys

Mystery photo May 17: Nothing but net

Mystery photo May 11: Tim and Jerry

Mystery photo May 3: Drop 'em

Mystery photo April 27: Great seats, eh?

Mystery photo April 23: Ready, aim ...

Mystery photo April 16: Hey, buddy

Mystery photo April 9: Gone fishin in Florida

Mystery photo April 2: Getting kissed off

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