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We didn't know what was going on with pro wrestler Chris Jericho and these hockey officials, so we asked for your help to clue us in.
Welcome to Vince McMahon's new concoction ... the XHL!
In order to improve TV ratings for the Winter Olympics, the IOC has added Team Ice Stripping as a demonstration sport for the 2002 Olympics.
Bill somehow talked one of the backup refs into helping him retrieve his whistle.
The Iceman: Dumbeth.
Auditioning for a role in the remake of "Slap Shot," professional wrestler Jericho gets some advice from referee Ron Hogarth on how to take off one's hockey pants while skating at full speed.
Don Paul Martin
The XHL gets off to a raucous start after Chris Jericho hooks Alexander Daigle on a breakaway and suffers the league's first "penalty wedgie."
We should have seen this one coming after Vince McMahon bought the Ice Capades.
"Dial down the center with 1-800-CALL-ATT"
"Hey, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not The Rock and you can't smell what I'm cooking!"
This one time at hockey camp ...
Not surprisingly, Tonya Harding failed her recent steroid screening.
After the success of her first "feature" movie, Tonya Harding attempts to incorporate her only other talent into the sequel to her wedding home video.
All I can tell you is that it will never, eeeeeeeeever happen again.
For only 19.95 you can own, "When WWF stars go wild."
While searching for the missing puck, the refs discover a new meaning of "in the crease."
I see London, I see France ...
Canada's swimsuit edition cover model.
I don't care if it was a joke, you don't put a gerbil in a man's hockey girdle!
In order to attract more women for the audience, the NHL recently announced a partnership with Chippendales.
Initiating a new rule in the NHL, the refs forgo the customary 2 minutes in the penalty box in exchange for the atomic wedgie.
"I am a glorious man! A glorious man who will not be taken down ..."
Who says it's hard to find a good Joe Cocker impersonator since John Belushi died?
And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Wrestler Chris Jericho, of the WWF Smack Down, is chased down by referees after fighting with Kelley's Heroes goalkeeper Chad Smith, drummer of the band Red Hot Chili Peppers, during the NHL All-Star Celebrity Challenge on Jan. 30 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. Jericho skated for Bruckheimer's Bad Boys team.