Ohno, it's Katie!
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We didn't know what was going on with Apolo Anton Ohno and "Today Show" host Katie Couric, so we asked for your help to clue us in.
Apolo Anton Ohno, Katie Couric

We received more than 700 responses explaining our Page 2 Mystery Photo featuring the Olympic medalist and the NBC personality, and the best caption suggestions are below:

Apolo Ohno shows the world just how he trains to be the fastest thing on ice -- by trying to avoid Katie Couric.
Geoff Tebbetts
Matsuyama, Japan

The crafty Katie Couric waits for Apollo to wipe out again so she can win that ever-elusive gold medal.
Scott De La Cruz
San Francisco

"Apolo, just act like we're talking and maybe Roker will just keep walking."
Dan Nardo
Highland, Ind.

"Hey, Apolo. May I have an interview with you before your 15 minutes of fame expires?"
Jeremy Bright
St. Louis

"Dude? I am reaaaaally gonna need that scrunchy back."
Francis Englert

After supposedly "blocking" Apollo Anton Ohno while skating at a public ice rink, Katie Couric was forced by the IOC to award Ohno an interview.
Baton Rouge, La.

"Ohno, I'm going to fall."

"Ohhh, so original, Katie. Never heard that one before. Did you make it up yourself?"
San Francisco

While Katie is focused in on Apolo, Apolo is captivated by the glitter on Al Roker's ice dancing outfit.
Alex Pickett
Lubbock, Texas

For the upcoming movie "Stitches in My Thigh, but a Medal Upon My Neck: The Apolo Anton Ohno Story," Katie Couric has been cast as the angel on his right shoulder.
Josh Bousquet
Northampton, Mass.

Just like we always thought: Short-track Olympic iceskaters get all the chicks.
Davenport, Iowa

Katie Couric and Apolo Ohno? Together?! On ice?! Now that's entertainment! Somebody pinch me!

Now, if only Matt Lauer were around to supply witty banter ... oh, no! Oh, yes!
Josh McElhattan
Belmont, Mass.

As Apolo Anton Ohno begins his victory lap, we suddenly hear the "Jaws" song!! Skate faster, Apolo, skate faster!
Worcester, Mass.

In an effort to capitalize on the popularity of the Olympics and Katie Couric, NBC introduces a new spinoff: "Law & Order: Frozen Victims Unit."
Don Pasda
Whitehall, Pa.

"So let me get this straight ... in order to win, I just need to keep from falling, wait for you to wipe out and hit the wall, then coast in for the win, correct?"
St. Louis

"We represent the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids ..."
New Jersey

"Tell me that's not Katie Couric. Damn, it's her. My 15 minutes must be almost up."
Brandon Lewis

Nothing puts a smile on these two like a good exchange of hair care tips.
San Diego

"Hey, perky babe, maybe I don't own a baseball team that never wins, but I have a gold medal, a soul patch and I know where to party in Seattle."
Natick, Mass.

"You want to have me, Katie Couric, oh yes. But can you have a rainbow on a sunny day? NO! Such is the life of the Ohno. You can't hava the Ohno!"
Henry Richmond

In a twist of ancient mythology, Apolo skates with Medusa.
Chris Adams
Arlington, Va.

"Wanna manage the Red Sox?"

And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Apolo Anton Ohno, Olympic gold medalist, and NBC "Today Show" host Katie Couric skate Feb. 28 on the ice rink of New York's Rockefeller Center during the morning show. The Seattle teenager won gold and silver medals in short-track speedskating at the just concluded Winter Olympics.(AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)


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Mystery Photo responses Feb. 6: Two minutes for stripping

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 25: Fore!

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 18: Look into my eyes

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 7: Eye of the Hurricanes

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 31: Might as well jump

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 19: Saint Nicked

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 10: Mac attack

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Mystery Photo responses Nov. 19: At least these are in team colors

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 9: You can't hide

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 2: Trick or Treat?

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Mystery Photo responses Oct. 19: Hello?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 12: Tennis, everyone?

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Mystery Photo responses Sept. 28: Safe at home

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 21: Coming up short

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 18: Hat tricks

Mystery Photo Sept. 7: Tough shot

Mystery Photo Aug. 31: Oh, Danny boy!

Mystery Photo Aug. 24: Baby doll

Mystery Photo Aug. 17: Wild night at the ballpark

Mystery photo Aug. 10: Doubles divas

Mystery photo Aug. 3: Hoops, I did it again

Mystery photo July 27: I've got it!

Mystery photo July 20 extras: Fiddling with captions

Mystery photo July 20: The Devil you say?

Mystery photo July 13: The BoSox Boys

Mystery photo July 6: Reunited...

Mystery photo June 29: This just in ...

Mystery photo June 22: Caught in the act

Mystery photo June 18: What's up with Bobby Cox?

Mystery photo June 8: Kobe Bryant plugged

Mystery photo June 1: Something about Shaq

Mystery photo May 25: Two wild and crazy guys

Mystery photo May 17: Nothing but net

Mystery photo May 11: Tim and Jerry

Mystery photo May 3: Drop 'em

Mystery photo April 27: Great seats, eh?

Mystery photo April 23: Ready, aim ...

Mystery photo April 16: Hey, buddy

Mystery photo April 9: Gone fishin in Florida

Mystery photo April 2: Getting kissed off

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