Hey, didn't you used to be Kevin Costner
From the Page 2 mailbag

Kevin Costner might be in a box-office slump, but he's still a hit with the ladies.

Kevin Costner, Duck cheerleaders
Page 2 couldn't figure out what the actor was doing hanging out with the University of Oregon cheerleaders, so we asked our readers to help explain things. We received more than 900 responses ... and, man, you people are vicious.

"I believe in the 64-team tournament with no play-in game, a No. 12 seed over a No. 5 seed, Cinderellas, Dickie V. yelling, 'It's awesome, baby!!!!' and I believe in long, slow kisses with cheerleaders that last three days."

B.J. Driggers
Huntsville, Ala.

Auditions begin for Kevin Costner's new movie, "I Suck As A Director, But I Still Get More Women Than You!"

Tommie Foster
Durham, N.C.

If you attend an Oregon game, they will come.

Woodbridge, N.J.

"I can't believe they think I'm Luke Ridnour!"

Tyler Thompson
Columbia, Mo.

Kevin Costner poses with everyone in the country who saw "Dragonfly."

Ahad Khan
Mooresville, N.C.

"Hi, Mr. Costner? We were wondering, since you're not using your movie career and all, could we have it for a while?"

James Wright
Ann Arbor, Mich.

Kevin is in town to promote his new post-apocalyptic thriller about a duck that travels through time to save the nubile cheerleaders of Oregon.

Matt Clymer
Charlotte, N.C.

Costner was filming a trailer for his new sequel: "Dances With Ducks."

North Bend, Ore.

"Hey, girls, somebody said this guy used to be a famous actor. Lets take a picture with him for our moms!"

Barry Hershman
Pompano Beach, Fla.

Is that a "Tin Cup" in your pocket or are you just happy to see them?

Carl Utess
Lansing, Mich.

This years winner of the Washed Up Actor's Make a Wish Foundation Memorial Award.

Melbourne, Fla.

On the downside of his acting career, Page 2 had no problem signing Kevin Costner to pose with the Oregon cheerleaders for its first annual, "How many 'Field of Dreams' Jokes Can We Get" contest. Thanks to everyone involved.

Simon Fugaa

People in Oregon are so far behind that Kevin Costner is still popular there.


Costner's pitch to MGM: "And the name of the movie ...'Waddle' World!"

Bill Lepp
Charleston, W.Va.

A group photo of Kevin Costner and the search party he has hired to find his missing movie career.

Bergenfield, N.J.

"They think I'm Harrison Ford."

Terry Higginbotham
Oceanside, Calif.

Trying to do what no other old guy in Hollywood has done yet, Kevin Costner is dating six girls with a combined age younger than his own. What's next? Michael Douglas going out with the Olsen twins?

Tulsa, Okla.

Did any one else hear that voice say, "If you stick to baseball movies ... your career won't suck?"

Ryan Scott
Quincy, Mass.

Kevin Costner poses with the cast of the WB's new show -- "Six Blonde Chicks and a Dork."

Kevin Luby
Orlando, Fla.

And here is the real caption from Allsport: Kevin Costner and the Oregon cheerleaders pose for photos during a break in the game between Oregon and USC in the men's Pac-10 tournament at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.


Mystery Photo responses March 4: Ohno, it's Katie!

Mystery Photo responses Feb.25: Pairs who share

Mystery Photo responses Feb. 6: Two minutes for stripping

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 25: Fore!

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 18: Look into my eyes

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 7: Eye of the Hurricanes

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 31: Might as well jump

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 19: Saint Nicked

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 10: Mac attack

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 3: Swept away

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 26: Tastes like chicken ...

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 19: At least these are in team colors

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 9: You can't hide

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 2: Trick or Treat?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 26: 'So the priest says ...'

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 19: Hello?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 12: Tennis, everyone?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 7: He shoots, he ...

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 28: Safe at home

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 21: Coming up short

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 18: Hat tricks

Mystery Photo Sept. 7: Tough shot

Mystery Photo Aug. 31: Oh, Danny boy!

Mystery Photo Aug. 24: Baby doll

Mystery Photo Aug. 17: Wild night at the ballpark

Mystery photo Aug. 10: Doubles divas

Mystery photo Aug. 3: Hoops, I did it again

Mystery photo July 27: I've got it!

Mystery photo July 20 extras: Fiddling with captions

Mystery photo July 20: The Devil you say?

Mystery photo July 13: The BoSox Boys

Mystery photo July 6: Reunited...

Mystery photo June 29: This just in ...

Mystery photo June 22: Caught in the act

Mystery photo June 18: What's up with Bobby Cox?

Mystery photo June 8: Kobe Bryant plugged

Mystery photo June 1: Something about Shaq

Mystery photo May 25: Two wild and crazy guys

Mystery photo May 17: Nothing but net

Mystery photo May 11: Tim and Jerry

Mystery photo May 3: Drop 'em

Mystery photo April 27: Great seats, eh?

Mystery photo April 23: Ready, aim ...

Mystery photo April 16: Hey, buddy

Mystery photo April 9: Gone fishin in Florida

Mystery photo April 2: Getting kissed off

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